Wassup n' Shit?: December 2009

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Cap'n Bitcheyes' Lonely Hearts Club Band!

Oh shit, muthafuckers! It's me, it's me - ol' Cap'n B! I've done ev'ything there is to do in fantasy rasslin', from holdin' the Intercontinational Championship to bein' specifically chosen to join the Tag Team Champion and be a co-defender of the titles. Titles which we held until that dumbass fucked shit up and lost 'em for us. Anyway, I been the goddamn Champion of the World n' shit as well! Won that bitch in a battle royal and beat like, 17 or 23 other muthafuckers!

So, with nothing left to prove, I decided to venture into the world of managing, something I intend to do with as much gusto as when I fucked your mom! Take a look to the right side of the page n' you'll see my stable of muthafuckers that are gonna kick your damn ass!

My Accolades n' Shit

First Ever Intercontinational Champion
Won in a tournament on Dec. 10, 2008.
Lost through some bullshit on Dec. 17, 2008

World's muthafuckin' Champeeen!
I won this bitch on Jan. 7 of 2009 and lost it (due to some political bullshit and chicanery) on Jan. 28 of the same year.

Syndicate Tag-Team Championship
Oh shit! Koschei the Deathless won the belts on Jan 14, 2009 but was without a partner. Who do you think he chose? Me, me, me - El Capitan B! We held the belts until the 21st, when that motherfucker loused up the whole deal and lost 'em for us.